Oh my

I just found this. A cottage. for rent. In Cali. On a Farm. with a garden.

Someone tell me that I DO NOT need to fly out there to see it. Quickly.

She's not so usual

Tonight I was hurriedly getting ready to go out to listen to a rock and roll band and drink a few ale's, finishing dinner and scrubbing the dirt from under my nails. I realized that I probably smell like bacon and dirt, and then I thought "Surely that is some guys dream!". Then I laughed my butt off alone in my apartment and thought "hmmmm, crazy: not most guys dream.".