Sustenance, with a lack of substance

Here is what I have eaten today.
1 free chicken biscuit
2 cups of coffee
1 free banana nut muffin
4 pcs of beef jerky
1 free cinnamon bun

for dinner I am planning noodles and olive oil (Scott is so lucky!)

sad. Most brides start dieting when they plan a wedding. I start eating only free pastries and coffee.

I have no idea why I decided to write this except that it is hilarious to me.